First Ten Celebs Confirmed for the Island!!!!
Ten of the Sixteen places on the highly anticipated Celebrity STD Island have now been taken up, with former childrens TV star Floella Benjamin the latest to confirm her place.
Mentally ill footy drunk Gazza will need to sleep with his own attention starved cock hungry step daughter if he wants to win
She now joins John Virgo, the Chuckle brothers, Janet Street Porter, Kenzie from blazing squad, Paul Gascoigne, Bianca Gascoigne and John Prescott on the island at the former Guantanamo prison camp set for the start of the show.
We understand that the celebs have been flown out to the island for the start of the programme and filming will commence once the remaining six places have been filled.
US prison authorities today caved in to public demand and have allowed gun loving celeb nut job Phil Spector to appear on the show, but have insisted on strict terms. He is thought to have been instructed to spend 23 hours of every day in a steel cage and has been limited to carrying only 3 guns on his person at any one time. He’s certainly going to be at a disadvantage if he can only get out to hump for one hour a day, but it appears the show’s producers, Mule Productions, are excited by the prospect of his pent up sexual aggression causing him to run wild and rabid-like in his single allocated hour.
As if you need reminding – the show features 16 celebrities on an island where each arrives with one sexually transmitted disease. The winner is the first one to Catch ‘Em All (Trademark, Mule Productions, 2009)!
Initially the show’s makers, Mule Productions, had difficulty in getting celebs who were so desperate in their need for attention that they were prepared to have their bodies ravaged by multiple STDs in exchange for a nominal cash sum. However, once snooker legend and homosexuals’ favourite John Virgo agreed to participate, it appears this gave the show some legitimacy amongst other celebs. Everyone wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go first!
Bobby Davro's participation is in doubt after he allegedly raped and killed 3 monkeys and a sausage dog
Virgo’s close friend and humourless annoying scouse twat John Parrot did however speak out against the show, labeling it ‘immoral’ and describing Virgo’s participation as ‘woefully out of character for someone who is normally so very dull’. The show’s creators are thought to be considering legal action.
Bobby Davro’s participation has been put on hold after he was taken into police custody in his home county of Berkshire. His longstanding syphilis complaint caused him to completely lose his mind over the weekend and he is thought to be unable to confirm or deny allegations that he raped and killed 3 monkeys and a sausage dog.
More news tomorrow, when the final 6 contestants will be announced for Celebrity STD Island: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!!!!!
jkearney87 replied:
Wow, I just heard that the stunning, and stultifyingly ignorant Venezuelan Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza, is going to be joining the contestants following a recent visit to Guantanamo bay in which she described the island as, “a lot of fun!”
It seems Miss Mendoza was bowled over by the acrobatic displays of the camp’s man-eating dogs and fell in love with what she called “such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.”
It seems she did not mind the fact that several members of the US military forced her into compromising positions for the amusement of the inmates before taking pictures of her, and it is reported that she “barely seemed to notice” when a number of prisoners “did sex on her.”
It is believed she contracted at least two STDs during the incident, bringing her personal total to five. This will give her a head start over all of the other contestants which some critics have suggested is “unfair”.
For more info, see:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7976207.stm
May 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm. Permalink.
STD Carriers replied:
Where is this STD island exactly?
May 5, 2011 at 10:22 pm. Permalink.