First Ten Celebs Confirmed for the Island!!!!
Ten of the Sixteen places on the highly anticipated Celebrity STD Island have now been taken up, with former childrens TV star Floella Benjamin the latest to confirm her place.
Mentally ill footy drunk Gazza will need to sleep with his own attention starved cock hungry step daughter if he wants to win
She now joins John Virgo, the Chuckle brothers, Janet Street Porter, Kenzie from blazing squad, Paul Gascoigne, Bianca Gascoigne and John Prescott on the island at the former Guantanamo prison camp set for the start of the show.
We understand that the celebs have been flown out to the island for the start of the programme and filming will commence once the remaining six places have been filled.
US prison authorities today caved in to public demand and have allowed gun loving celeb nut job Phil Spector to appear on the show, but have insisted on strict terms. He is thought to have been instructed to spend 23 hours of every day in a steel cage and has been limited to carrying only 3 guns on his person at any one time. He’s certainly going to be at a disadvantage if he can only get out to hump for one hour a day, but it appears the show’s producers, Mule Productions, are excited by the prospect of his pent up sexual aggression causing him to run wild and rabid-like in his single allocated hour.
As if you need reminding – the show features 16 celebrities on an island where each arrives with one sexually transmitted disease. The winner is the first one to Catch ‘Em All (Trademark, Mule Productions, 2009)!
Initially the show’s makers, Mule Productions, had difficulty in getting celebs who were so desperate in their need for attention that they were prepared to have their bodies ravaged by multiple STDs in exchange for a nominal cash sum. However, once snooker legend and homosexuals’ favourite John Virgo agreed to participate, it appears this gave the show some legitimacy amongst other celebs. Everyone wanted to go, but nobody wanted to go first!
Bobby Davro's participation is in doubt after he allegedly raped and killed 3 monkeys and a sausage dog
Virgo’s close friend and humourless annoying scouse twat John Parrot did however speak out against the show, labeling it ‘immoral’ and describing Virgo’s participation as ‘woefully out of character for someone who is normally so very dull’. The show’s creators are thought to be considering legal action.
Bobby Davro’s participation has been put on hold after he was taken into police custody in his home county of Berkshire. His longstanding syphilis complaint caused him to completely lose his mind over the weekend and he is thought to be unable to confirm or deny allegations that he raped and killed 3 monkeys and a sausage dog.
More news tomorrow, when the final 6 contestants will be announced for Celebrity STD Island: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!!!!!
Get set for the launch of Celebrity STD Island: Gotta catch ‘em all!!!!
This week sees the launch of the biggest, baddest, darkest reality TV show ever – Celebrity STD island: Gotta catch ‘em all!!! Catch all the updates and gossip right here on the official blog of the show!!!
The latest reality TV megashow smash is situated in the former prison camp in Guantanamo Bay. 16 celebrities each arrive on the Island with one sexually transmitted disease and the winner at the end of the ten week show is the celeb with the most diseases. The concept is simple, but the consequences will be devestating!
A list of all the celebs taking part will appear here as soon as the deals are signed. Early rumours suggest Bobby Davro, John Virgo, Cannon & Ball, Paul Gascoigne, Janet Street Porter and Kenzie from Blazin’ Squad are already signed up to appear, whilst several ‘big name’ celebs are thought to be in the frame.
Big haired gun waving murdering lunatic Phil Spector may be allowed to leave jail to appear on the show, where he is said to be keen to dip his diseased member in overly-toothed cum monkey Janet Street Porter
Phil Spector is awaiting permission from US authorities to leave his jail cell in order to take part in the show. As the show is situated on an island, there is seen as very little chance of him escaping. Producers revealed a deal may be struck whereby a cell is created for him on the island and he will be locked in at night. Apparently he is keen to keep his profile high whilst behind bars so that he can relaunch his celeb career on a full time basis when he is released from jail at the age of 124. He has requested that he can bring a few of his favourite guns with him, but producers were tight lipped on whether this will be allowed.
Max Clifford went against type and refused to speak to the media this afternoon amid internet rumours that the rotting corpse of Jade Goody was being dug up to make a guest appearance on the show.
There will be more gossip on the deals being signed tomorrow, so make sure you keep up with Celebrity STD Island: Gotta catch ‘em all!
